Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Dobby does not like this continual cycle of being freed, then being enslaved again. Dobby wishes to be free forever!
Dobby thinks Leprechaun Socks are not amusing at all.
Dobby shivers to think of freedom. A House-elf is not supposed to be asking to be paid! But more than being paid, Dobby wants to be free, free from the bad masters who give the vanishing socks for a joke. 'Tis enough to make a House-elf want to get drunk on butterbeer, it is!
Dobby wishes the bad master would go away.
Oh no! What a terrible thing to say! Bad Dobby! *bang bang bang bang bang* Bad Dobby! *bang bang bang bang bang*
[This programme has been censored due to the graphic nature of its contents. We apologise for any psychological trauma caused, but would like to remind disgruntled viewers to shut their ears in the oven.
The programme will resume when the writer's sanity comes back from lunch, which is never. Thank you.]
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